You know that guy who approached you while you were reading in the park and asked you out? It was totally creepy, right? Well, your grandma probably would have found it romantic.

College Humor put together a sketch called “The Same Love Story: Old People vs. Young People,” and it’s exactly what it sounds like. An older woman and a young woman tell the story of an extremely persistent suitor, but it takes a disturbing tone without the rosy glow of memory.

“I still think about him every day,” the older woman says. The young woman, on the other hand, has something a little different to say: “f****ing psycho!”

H/T Tastefully Offensive