On Monday night, TV host Chris Hardwick and his @Midnight team got the hashtag #RuinAWeddingIn5Words trending on Twitter. There were many thousands of responses (and way too many involving the members of One Direction), but we managed to pull out the gems. Check them out below.

the only thing that should be in the #RuinAWeddingIn5Words trend is Sorry, It’s A Cash Bar

— mavis beacon (@vodkalemonades) January 27, 2015

Nickleback is playing the reception. #RuinAWeddingIn5Words @midnight

— iNacho (@kickitupanacho) January 27, 2015

This is actually an intervention #RuinAWeddingIn5Words @midnight

— heyshanaynay (@heyshanaynay) January 27, 2015

Great! The mimes have arrived! #RuinAWeddingIn5Words @midnight

— Britters (@Meridon) January 27, 2015

Someone yells out, “I object” @theknot #RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— Samantha Roberts (@SamRoberts456) January 27, 2015

#RuinAWeddingIn5Words The Lannisters send their regards.

— Cersei the Fair (@NiceQueenCersei) January 27, 2015

So, you’re my starter wife?

#RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— Uniquely Twisted (@rage_chaos) January 27, 2015

#RuinAWeddingIn5Words

“I Ross, take thee Rachel” pic.twitter.com/NzZ3nSawWF

— Friends TV Show (@FriendsComedy) January 27, 2015

Anyone know a good Lawyer? #RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— Danny Smith (@IsThisOnOrWhat) January 27, 2015

Grandma is pole dancing again.
#RuinAWeddingIn5Words @midnight

— Sassafrantz (@Sassafrantz) January 27, 2015

Traditionally, family watches the consummation.

#RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— Bobbi Jo Erichsen ❄️ (@Pedrosplaything) January 27, 2015

Bouquet full of angry bees #RuinAWeddingIn5Words @midnight

— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) January 27, 2015

I totally love Internet Explorer! #RuinAWeddingIn5Words @midnight

— EstherK (@EstherK) January 27, 2015

“WHO KNOWS THE WIFI PASSWORD?!” #RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— Bree Essrig (@BreeEssrig) January 27, 2015

#RuinAWeddingIn5Words Your sister is much prettier

— Martin Richmond (@Martin_Rich_91) January 27, 2015

#RuinAWeddingIn5Words my best man, Charles Manson

— Chris McKerral (@chrismckerral90) January 27, 2015

#RuinAWeddingIn5Words I just declared bankruptcy….AGAIN!!

— Joe Wosik (@joewo) January 27, 2015

#RuinAWeddingIn5Words
Booze has just run out

— UF (@xfranman) January 27, 2015

@midnight I don’t believe in sex. #RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— Lauren Nielsen (@Laurenact513) January 27, 2015

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