WHAT DO I DO?

So many factors are involved in deciding how you should say hello to a woman. How long have you known them? Is this a professional environment? Is there alcohol involved?

Lucky for you, YouTuber Robbie Sherrard has used his own embarrassing experiences and created a cheat sheet to help you figure out exactly how you should greet any woman you meet, whether it’s a kiss, hug, handshake or just a simple, verbalized “howdya do?”

But also, don’t have an erection. Very important.