In honor of this most divisive of holidays, we’re revisiting an old post honoring those of us who will not be receiving Hallmark cards. And wouldn’t want one anyway.

For some, Valentine’s Day is a holiday of chocolates, red roses and endless cuddling. For others… not so much. On this day, we wanted to celebrate our readers who are looking to avoid stock card images at all costs.

In honor of those who loathe the ubiquitous reminders of love today, we’ve compiled 10 works of art to make you happy you don’t have a date tonight. Whether you’re celebrating Valentine’s Day, prepping for Singles Awareness Day, surviving a Galentine’s Day hangover or spending just another Saturday alone, we have a cure for what ails ye. Behold, 10 painted reasons why you’re better off spending the evening alone.