Charm and wit come naturally to some men. Others have to work at it. And then there are the men who throw in the towel entirely and figure, “eh, what’s the point?”

The man who wrote the personal ad below, posted by Redditor Dunksterp Sunday, clearly falls under the third category.

“To the blonde in the red rain coat at Mountain Ash train station. You looked around to see if anyone heard you pass wind. We shared a smile. Coffee?” -Stylish Mullet Guy, via text

Ah, so that’s what we have to look forward to when we start dating again. Lucky us.

h/t Reddit

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