Say what you mean! Ehhh, actually, scratch that.

The holidays are stressful enough without having to bring a new love interest before the judge and jury that is your family. Your parents want the best for you and they don’t want to naysay your life decisions, buuuuuuuut … who the hell is this complete stranger? Where’s your last boyfriend??

Ali Vingiano, the comedy writer who brought you “What You’re Saying When You First See An Ex,” again shows us a subtitled window into the thoughts of those closest to us. Watch exactly what everyone in your family is thinking when they first meet the new person you’re dating.

Don’t worry, this is a safe place. Your drunk uncle can’t embarrass you here.